All Pumped Up

I had considered taking pills to enlarge my penis but I'd heard all sorts of horror stories about pills being manufactured in back street dens in Asia or Eastern Europe with substandard or chemical ingredients, so that soon put me off of them. I eventually thought that an enlargement pump would be the best thing to try. I ordered one online and had it delivered within about a week, in plain packaging thankfully.

I immediately put the pump to use but soon discovered that these kinds of penis enlargers are not really intended to give you a permanently bigger penis. I had misunderstood all the sales patter when considering this particular male enlargement product only to later find that pumps are used more by men that can't get an erection at all. A pump draws blood into the penis and then you have to put a ring around the base of the penis to stop the blood from flowing out again. The pump was totally useless when it came to permanently enlarging my tool.

I continued using the pump for about a month in the vague hope that it would enlarge my penis but all I seemed to end up with was an aching dick due to the sucking pressure that was put on it. I did achieve some massive erections through using the pump but who wants to have to use such a contraption every time they want to have sex. Not me. I binned it and continued my search for a penis enlarger that would give me a more permanent penis enlargement. My next experiment would be with a device called a penis extender.

Continued on next page: Extending My Hopes